Thursday, September 14, 2006

Clive Davis Saves The Day

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(image via gawker)

Where would the music industry be without Clive Davis, possibly the coolest white dude alive? Akthough the music industry itself is in ther process of a slow, protracted decomposition, Clive -- cool as a cucumber -- is still churning out the hits and salvaging the unsalvageable. From those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"WHITNEY Houston has finally left her husband of 14 years, Bobby Brown. Houston filed for separation from Brown - who is rumored to be having an affair with Karrine 'Superhead' Steffans - last Friday, according to 'Access Hollywood.' In other good news, Houston's last trip to rehab seems to have worked and the diva is actually staying straight. Yesterday, Houston met with Sony BMG head Clive Davis, who is orchestrating her comeback, at the Beverly Hills Hotel and 'sipped tea,' said our spies, who added: 'She looked great!' Houston then accompanied Davis to the Beverly Hilton for the 15th-annual Ella Awards."

Futures in crack paraphernalia were down sharply on the news of the Whitney-Brown breakup.

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