Wednesday, July 25, 2007

This Week In Crazy Chicks; Featuring: Britney



(image via starsglamour)

And this is the week that was ... in crazy chicks! OK! Magazine is finally getting a clue and getting in touch with its dark side with Britney "To the Trailer Born" Spears. Chicken grease, which, no doubt, stained her wedding gown, plays a rather prominent role in her restoration photo shoot that was supposed to put her back on everyone's pop-culture radar. From those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"AFTER wiping her fried chicken-grease-covered hands on a $274 dress and picking up her puppy's poop with a $6,700 Zac Posen gown, Britney Spears shocked OK! magazine staffers at her photo shoot last Thursday by storming out with thousands of dollars worth of merchandise.

"...Following a brief interview - after which Spears broke for lunch and rubbed grease from her fried chicken on the front of her dress - she 'used the restroom repeatedly without bothering to close the door,' OK! reports, adding that her 'new Yorkie puppy followed suit by pooping on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown.'"

Why is this even a surprise? Britney and fried chicken go together like a wedding and chicken fingers. Britney has been defacing fashion -- and fashion magazine covers -- for years. And, to be sure, we already well aware of her stinky feet. And as far as Britney and cuisine, what is a little chicken grease compared to her well-publicized affinity with Cheetos?

We strongly suggest Britney, who has been working since she was pimped on show business as a Mouseketeer, take some time off, enjoy what's left of the fortune after Kevy gets his cut, and raise those kids. Her show business pass should be revoked!

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