Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Media-Whore D'Oevres



"In recent years, King Juan Carlos I of Spain has emerged as a respected arbitrator of diplomatic disputes in Latin America. It was therefore entirely out of character when, during the Ibero-American summit on 10 November, he jabbed a finger at Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez, invited him to 'shut up' and stormed out of the debating chamber. The king's outburst was matched for shock value by the response of his Prime Minister, Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. Irritated by Chávez' repeated references to the conservative former Spanish prime minister Jose Maria Aznar as a 'fascist', the socialist Zapatero asked Chávez to show more respect. In the space of two minutes, Chávez had managed not only to enrage a taciturn constitutional monarch but also to temporarily reconcile two of the most strident adversaries in European politics." (janes)

"WHICH paranoid billionaire always travels with heavy security and doesn't like any employees with him on the elevator - but also doesn't want to be seen as racist, so black staffers are allowed to share the lift?" (PageSix)

"Which singing heartthrob currently tied to an actress is really single and living out his sex fetish dreams with different girls all over the country?" (Gatecrasher)

"Which A-list pop star snaps her fingers angrily when clubgoers spill drinks on her, causing her burly bodyguard to immediately run for napkins? She doesn't even bother to thank him when he hands them to her." (RushandMolloy)

"Johnny Depp has given girlfriend long-term Vanessa Paradis a vineyard to say well done for finishing recording her new album. He bought her the plot in Provence close to the villa in France that the couple live in with their two children, Lily-Rose, eight, and Jack, five." (3AMGirls)

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