Wednesday, May 21, 2008

¿Quien Es Mas Macho? Bill Clinton Vs. The Devil



One goes in for Triangulation while the other can be conjured via a Pentagram (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). The former President's weaknesses are loose women and greasy foods while the Devil is averse to Holy Water and Righteousness. But who really is more macho: Old Scratch or Slick Willie? The Corsair explores the question, tongue in cheek:

The Devil: Ye who enter, Abandon All Hope ...
Bill Clinton: Comes from a little town called Hope ...
Edge: The Prince of Lies. Satan, to be more precise.

The Devil: He administers Eternal Pain
Bill Clinton: He feels your Pain
Edge: The 42nd President.

The Devil: The Devil went down to Georgia, He was looking for a soul to steal
Bill Clinton: Bill Clinton went to Nevada, He was looking for a Caucus to snatch.
Edge: Slick Willie. So smooth that butter doesn't melt in his mouth.

The Devil: Ghetto-ized Job, Job, Chapters 1 and 2
Bill Clinton: Ghetto-ized Senator Obama, South Carolina
Edge: Bill!

The Devil: Known Associates -- Belial, Baphomet, Asmodeus, Harvey Weinstein.
Bill Clinton: FOB's: Gina Gershon, Terry McAuliffe, Ron Burkle, Harvey Weinstein
Edge: Harvey Weinstein, silly!

The Devil: "Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven"
Bill Clinton: Ruled over a Republican ruled 104th Congress.
Edge: The Desolate One.

¿Quien Es Mas Macho? Bill Clinton, fer realsies.

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