Saturday, July 26, 2008

Ashley Dupre's "Work of Art"



(image via thehollywoodgossip)

The world of high-end escorts in New York City is, apparently, small (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). Artie Lange, the Everyman of The Howard Stern Show, evidently, has -- How does one say it? -- an "insiders knowledge" of that society. From Marksfriggin:

"The guys talked about some other celebrities and brought up that Ashley Dupre prostitute chick. She was out with some rich dude recently and they had a picture of her in the paper. She was wearing little hot pants .. Howard said that Ashley is a hot little package .. Artie said that he wants to get her to his house at the shore. He said that he'd have $4500 for her to come down there.

"Artie said he heard that she has a beautiful vagina and it's like a work of art. Howard wondered who even looks at that. Artie said that the guy who described it must have."

2 comments:

mdtaichi Michael Duby said...

Always quote the Latin tattoo for "fair value": TUTELA VALU. I smell movie: Cortisone Courtesan -- mash that up...
md/

Anonymous said...

Truth in advertising would be more along the lines of CAVEAT EMPTOR (duh) or YMMV.